The Backstory: Santa’s Last Nerve Collection

Every holiday season, there comes a point when even Santa himself looks like he’s one fruitcake away from a breakdown. Between the endless lists, the sleigh wrecks, the cookies that don’t fix a thing, and the noise of the season, our jolly old elf finally snapped—and that’s where this collection was born.

The Santa’s Last Nerve Collection is a tongue‑in‑cheek tribute to the chaos we all feel in December. Each piece—whether it’s a sticker, bookmark, notecard, doorknob hanger, gift tag, or greeting card—captures a different moment of Santa’s holiday meltdown. From “Stay Out!! Santa’s done snapped” to “Cookies won’t fix this!!” these designs are equal parts humor and honesty, wrapped up with Appalachian sass and handmade charm.

Every item in this collection is limited edition—tiny runs of 1 to 4 pieces, never to be restocked. That means when you pick one up, you’re holding a little slice of holiday storytelling that won’t exist anywhere else.

This isn’t polished, picture‑perfect Christmas. This is the real holiday season: messy, funny, a little frazzled, but still full of heart.

Thank you for being here.  Would love to hear about your Holiday Horror Stories.