“Don’t Ever Cook” Wooden Kitchen Sign with Jute Hanger - Patchwood Collection x

Title: “Don’t Ever Cook” Wooden Kitchen Sign with Jute Hanger

Description:
Spice up your kitchen decor with a dash of humor and a whole lot of truth. This 9 x 6 inch wooden sign features a rustic jute hanger and a lighthearted illustration of a spirited cook in her element—or rather, plotting how to keep the kitchen spotless by avoiding the mess altogether. With the bold proclamation:

this sign serves up laughter with every glance. The sturdy wooden base and playful design make it a perfect gift for anyone who'd rather order takeout than wash dishes. Hang it on a pantry door, beside the coffee station, or wherever kitchen chaos dares to creep in.
Ideal for housewarmings, Mother's Day, or just because — because sometimes truth tastes better than dinner.