“Don’t Knock” Wooden Sign – Patchwork Collection – Dog Humor Wall Decor x

🐾 Title: “Don’t Knock” Wooden Sign – Patchwork Collection – Dog Humor Wall Decor

📜 Description:
Chaos comes standard when you ring the bell—and this sign makes that perfectly clear. From your Patchwork Collection, the “Don’t Knock” wooden sign features a rustic 7 x 5 inch base, playful pup illustrations, and a warning that’s equal parts honest and hilarious:

Crafted on a sturdy wooden base with cheerful patchwork styling, this sign can hang on the wall once a hanger is added or perch sassily on a shelf with a stand (not included). It’s a perfect blend of Appalachian humor, home truth, and handmade storytelling—ideal for dog lovers, chaotic households, and folks who’d rather skip the surprise visitors.
📏 Size: approx. 7 x 5 inches
🪵 Material: Wood base
🧵 Display: Add a hanger for wall mounting or use a stand (not included