Handmade Wood Decor Sign, Funny Birthday Pajamas, 9x6 with Jute Hanger, Limited Edition Only 1 Made

Handmade wood-based decor sign featuring Miss Frizzzels in her striped pajamas, clutching coffee and existential dread. Measures approximately 9x6 inches with a scalloped edge and jute hanger. Text reads: “You woke up HOW old?” Perfect for birthday parties, office pranks, or anyone who greets aging with a dramatic gasp. Limited edition—only 1 made.

•     Handmade, wood decor sign, funny, birthday, Appalachian, collectible, OOAK
•     Size: 9x6 inches, scalloped edge, jute hanger, durable finish
•     Text: “You woke up HOW old?”
•     Ships USPS Ground Advantage, tracked, reliable delivery
•     Limited edition, OOAK, only 1 made

Some birthdays sneak up like a raccoon in the night—and Miss Frizzzels woke up to a full-blown crisis. This sign was born from a morning of pajama panic and coffee-fueled reflection. Hang it where truth meets humor, and let the birthday chaos speak for itself. Only one made, because this kind of drama doesn’t repeat.