📰 Sass Dispatch: Between the Sass and the Snowdrift

📰 Sass Dispatch: Between the Sass and the Snowdrift

The leaves are crisp, the sass is sharp, and the shop’s in that delicious in-between—where Halloween still howls and Santa’s starting to mutter about deadlines. If you’re feeling the seasonal swirl, you’re not alone. We’re humming along with one-of-a-kind pieces, retiring legends, and a few surprises still waiting in the wings.

🪦 Appalachian Heaven Is Calling

Some of our sassiest creations are packing their bags and heading to Appalachian Heaven. They’ve sparked joy, snort-laughs, and maybe a few raised eyebrows—and now they’re retiring with honor. If you’ve had your eye on a sign, a tag, or a bookmark that feels like it was made just for you, now’s the time.
No reruns. No restocks. Just pure charm, fading into folklore.

🎃 Halloween Still Lives

The Kindred Spirits & Cauldron Sass collection is still brewing strong. Witchy wisdom, herbal tea sass, and a few ghostly giggles are holding down the fort while Santa paces the porch. These pieces are limited editions—so if you’re feeling spooky, don’t wait too long.

🎅 Santa’s Coming (Eventually)

Stressed Out Santa is almost ready to make his debut. He’s frazzled, festive, and about one tangled string of lights away from quitting. Photos are on the way, listings are in the works, and the peppermint panic is real. Stay tuned.

🖼️ Clipart Is Coming

And for those who love a little extra sparkle in their stash—our next couple of collections will include digital clipart downloads. Perfect for makers, gifters, and anyone who wants to sprinkle a little sass into their own creations. Keep an eye out!

Whether you’re sipping cider or dodging deadlines, the shop’s humming along with handmade charm and seasonal sass.
Thanks for being part of the rhythm.

Penny
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