September 11th: Honoring the Day, Clearing the Way

Sass Dispatch – September 11th Edition

Today we hold space. For memory, for stillness, for all that changed. And in that quiet, the shop continues its rhythm—rotating, refining, and making room for what’s next.

🎉 Birthday Sale Ends Saturday – 9/13/25
If you’ve been eyeing something, now’s the time to scoop it up before prices reset. After Saturday, it’s back to normal—and a few items might quietly disappear.

Happy Birthday to me. Heheheh.

🌄 Saltville & Appalachian Charm
The Appalachian Charm collection just dropped today, and the Saltville stickers are officially live. This set marks a new chapter—rooted in local pride, roadside magic, and the kind of storytelling that only happens here. Whether you’re from around these hills or just passing through, these pieces carry a little piece of home. It’s new, it’s real, and it’s already finding its way into carts

🪓 Some things don’t stick around forever
This shop doesn’t do dramatic farewells or flashing “last chance” signs. Items come, they linger, and eventually they make way for what’s next.

Want to check if your favorite’s on the chopping block?

• Go to the All Products page
• Sort by Oldest
• If your item shows up in the top ten, it’s skating on thin ice

No labels, no warnings—just quiet rotation. If it’s been sitting a while, it may be nearing its exit.

📬 Want first dibs next time?
Join the mailing list. That’s where the real heads-up happens—early access, secret codes, and the occasional behind-the-scenes sass.
The sign-up link is tucked in the footer—easy to find, easy to join.

🛍️ Reminders Before You Go

• Birthday Sale ends 9/13/25
• Most items are one-and-done—once they’re gone, they’re gone
• Check back often for new releases, fresh blog posts, and quiet little stories
• Things change all the time, and that’s half the fun

Thanks for being part of this wild little corner of the internet. Whether you’re here for the stickers, the stories, or just the sass—I’m glad you’re here.

—Penny
Curator of Appalachian mischief and limited-edition charm